Anyone use this one?
The bee on your head joke was my FAVORITE when i was in elementary school.
Today was a normal day.
My alarm goes off at 7:30 so I can be to work by 8:30.
I roll over to turn it off.
Something isn't right.
It's pitch black in our bedroom. It's usually pretty light by now!
It only takes me 2 seconds to realize it's April Fools and D has changed my clock ahead. Derek is sound asleep, so I sneak around the bed to turn the joke on him and change his clock. He was meeting his Dad for skiing at 9:00 so I changed it a couple hours ahead and created a fake text to be sent at about 9:20 to from his Dad saying, "Derek, I've been waiting for a while. Are you still up for skiing? Let me know. Love you". I was hoping D would sleep a lot longer. He wakes up minutes later, looks at his watch that says 7:14, and says, "Mandy, it's 8:14!" I'm trying so hard not to laugh. He was such a good actor. I roll over, say I'm too tired, and pretend to go back to sleep hoping that he would too. My joke obviously wouldn't work anymore, so I admit I caught him, and tell him what I had done. We giggled.
Come to find out, he was going to be driving me to work like he always does, but we'd be an hour early, so he would turn and go to Village Inn instead and take me to breakfast! Definitely the nicest April fools joke I've heard of. I was wishing I hadn't figured it out! Breakfast=breakfast essential drink. Not nearly as good as village inn.
After work, I came home and posted an Ad on KSL classifieds for a "free couch and tv we are giving away cause we are moving" with Derek's name and number attached. He was still on his skiing, hot tubbing, and lunch date with his Dad. About 30 minutes later I got a call from Derek inquiring about a "free couch I was giving away". Mwahahaha. I almost had him believing it wasn't me, but he asked Walker Honor. I admitted. I am now going to rule out Walker Honor on April Fools. :) P.S. he got at least 50 calls. Rock on.
Next joke of the day:
I got a speeding ticket a couple of weeks ago. When Derek got home, I convinced him that I forgot about it and it was late. "I spoke with the attorney earlier today. I have two choices. I can spend 1 night in the county jail, or pay a bail fee of minimum $500." I planned to keep the joke going all night and have him drive me there after his mission reunion, and instead go get shakes, but he was so concerned and I couldn't bare to watch him so concerned and sad. Poor thing.
Now you see how the D+A relationship goes. He is nice, I'm mean....but hilarious. Right Derek? ;)
Jk folks. Kinda. :p I LOVE April Fools day.
P.S. I'm pregnant.
The bee on your head joke was my FAVORITE when i was in elementary school.
Today was a normal day.
My alarm goes off at 7:30 so I can be to work by 8:30.
I roll over to turn it off.
Something isn't right.
It's pitch black in our bedroom. It's usually pretty light by now!
It only takes me 2 seconds to realize it's April Fools and D has changed my clock ahead. Derek is sound asleep, so I sneak around the bed to turn the joke on him and change his clock. He was meeting his Dad for skiing at 9:00 so I changed it a couple hours ahead and created a fake text to be sent at about 9:20 to from his Dad saying, "Derek, I've been waiting for a while. Are you still up for skiing? Let me know. Love you". I was hoping D would sleep a lot longer. He wakes up minutes later, looks at his watch that says 7:14, and says, "Mandy, it's 8:14!" I'm trying so hard not to laugh. He was such a good actor. I roll over, say I'm too tired, and pretend to go back to sleep hoping that he would too. My joke obviously wouldn't work anymore, so I admit I caught him, and tell him what I had done. We giggled.
Come to find out, he was going to be driving me to work like he always does, but we'd be an hour early, so he would turn and go to Village Inn instead and take me to breakfast! Definitely the nicest April fools joke I've heard of. I was wishing I hadn't figured it out! Breakfast=breakfast essential drink. Not nearly as good as village inn.
After work, I came home and posted an Ad on KSL classifieds for a "free couch and tv we are giving away cause we are moving" with Derek's name and number attached. He was still on his skiing, hot tubbing, and lunch date with his Dad. About 30 minutes later I got a call from Derek inquiring about a "free couch I was giving away". Mwahahaha. I almost had him believing it wasn't me, but he asked Walker Honor. I admitted. I am now going to rule out Walker Honor on April Fools. :) P.S. he got at least 50 calls. Rock on.
Next joke of the day:
I got a speeding ticket a couple of weeks ago. When Derek got home, I convinced him that I forgot about it and it was late. "I spoke with the attorney earlier today. I have two choices. I can spend 1 night in the county jail, or pay a bail fee of minimum $500." I planned to keep the joke going all night and have him drive me there after his mission reunion, and instead go get shakes, but he was so concerned and I couldn't bare to watch him so concerned and sad. Poor thing.
Now you see how the D+A relationship goes. He is nice, I'm mean....but hilarious. Right Derek? ;)
Jk folks. Kinda. :p I LOVE April Fools day.
P.S. I'm pregnant.
I WANTYOUR FREE COUCH!
ReplyDeleteAfter reading that whole thing I totally feel for the I'm pregnant.... I posted my dads brand new car on ksl today for super cheap. Classic, I love ksl.
ReplyDeleteNice try at the end. :) Sounds like you had a fun day!
ReplyDeleteOur 1st April fool's I told Matt I was pregnant & he kept asking "Is this an April Fool's joke?" I promised him it wasn't & he was freaking out. Haha, I thought it was hilarious and he thought it was so mean:)
ReplyDeleteoh my dear amanda...u got jokes skills hahaha u gotta teach me!!!
ReplyDeleteim good at jokes..but u are waaaaaaay better!!!
i luv april fools hahahaha (day)