My silent, stinky office....oops!

I'm sitting here at work starving, looking for something to snack on. I found a bag of popcorn and decided that it'll do for breakfast. So as I'm making copies, my popcorn is popping away. I listen closer for the pops and they've stopped, and as everyone knows, that means the popcorn is done. I run to the microwave in hopes that I've caught it just before burning. Wrong-o! I pop open the door and smoke comes rolling out. The terrible smell fills the smoky office. I take the bag and run outside to the balcony. Leaving the bag outside, I come back in hoping it doesn't smell too bad. It reeks!!! One after another, people stroll in and out of the office. Every person says, "Wow, who burnt popcorn?" And I have to shamefully admit to it. I thought it could at least be a little funny, but no one in the office thinks it's funny AT ALL. So here I type, in my silent stinky office, hoping that they won't be bothered with me for too long.